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Friday, 3/9 --
Hi, lots going on today. Here 'tis.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is coming to the Fox Theater March 27th. The Broadway cast included Saint Louisan, Norbert Leo Butz, where he won the 2005 Best Actor in a Musical Tony for his role of Freddy. So, all week we have been playing "Liar's Club." Here's who lied this week: Monday – Laurie, Tuesday – John, Wednesday – Laurie, Thursday – Jen, Friday – Laurie.
We have been debating this video in the office all day today. What do you think, is it real or not?
The dirty, dirty, dirty site JC mentioned this morning is Free Sinful Comics. I am not linking it, get it yourself. I will not be a party to your nastiness. NSFW, in fact NSFA3 (anytime, anywhere or anyone). It’s creepy, but somehow weirdly erotic.
Hey, a new sex survey from the Portland Mercury!
29% of women want “rougher” sex.
19% of men want “rougher” sex.
49% of people have lube “at the ready.”
7% have nipple clamps.
76% have done it in public.
32% have walked in on their parents.
9% have walked in on their parents having affairs.
9% have walked in on their spouse having an affair.
49% have seen others doing it in public.
2% have done “something” with cops that have pulled them over.
5% have had some sort of incest (not necessarily Flowers in the Attic-type stuff).
25% are au naturale (look it up on Urban Dictionary if you don’t know).
12% of women are active with themselves daily.
9% have had more than 16 partners.
3% have used fresh produce.
Top 10 Turn-ons:
10. Salad tossing (Look it up. or don’t, really – don’t).
9. Foot rubs.
8. Watching.
7. Exit area stimulation.
6. “Safe” violence.
5. Exhibitionism.
4. Dirty talk.
3. Porn.
2. French kissing.
1. Kissing.
JC would like to get Jen a boyfriend before the Police concert (this year). Guys, here are the 5 things women do & don’t want to hear on a date:
1. “You look amazing!”
2. “How was your day?”
3. “I'm really having a great time with you.”
4. “What do you think about...”
5. “I'd really like to see you again.”
1. “Great body, do you work out?”
2. “I know all about that.”
3. “I’ve been shopping for a new BMW.”
4. “Wanna come up for a nightcap?”
5. “I'll call you.”
Now for the boys, Ladies, here are the 5 things men do & don’t want to hear on a date:
1. “Tell me more about that.”
2. “That's impressive!”
3. “What do you when you’re not at work?”
4. “What's your opinion on...?”
5. “Thank you.”
1. “My last boyfriend...”
2. “Can I take this call?”
3. Politics.
4. “And then I bought...”
5. “Do you want a big family?”
We did the next line for tickets for The Police (in the $92.50 range). Here are the songs if one would like to play along again on Saturday:
“When the World is Running Down”
“Don’t Stand So Close To Me”
“Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic”
“Roxanne”
“Message in a Bottle”
“Spirits in the Material World”
“Every Breath You Take”
“King of Pain”
“Wrapped Around Your Finger”
Congratulations to Paul as he won the tickets and the Insignia 4G Video mp3 player and The Police Box Set, Message in a Box: The Complete Recordings (courtesy of Best Buy). Good luck getting tickets tomorrow.
Thanks also to one of our winners of our Damon Wayans’ tickets, Tim. He sent us an e-mail that made Laurie Mac RotFLHAo. Literally, she was on the ground. Among other things, he called me a woman. Thanks, Tim, you gave us some fun to start the weekend.
Film Clip Friday was Shakespeare in Love. The Joke's on You was Damon Wayans’ stand up from his HBO special. And then we gave away tickets to his show next week for more info call 618.628.4242. The Three for All featured Joe Walsh & the James Gang.
The Vault was “Can’t Stand Losing You” by The Police. Finally, in Debbie Does Dallas, Debbie's paramour is Mr. Greenfield. Ironically, the film is not set in Dallas nor does the titular Debbie “do” anyone in or from Dallas.
The boys are off to Jupiter, Florida, talk to you next week.
Don’t Do Anything Stupid,
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