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Thursday, 4/24 --
Hello to everyone I saw at Santana last night. Lots of people listen to the Showgram.
The 24-Hour news channels love Claire McCaskill because she actually says things instead of the same ol’, same ol’.
The problems with the city of Saint Louis can be summed up by one phrase: they didn’t think before they spoke.
Amateur night participants at gentleman’s clubs don’t have to wear a stitch of clothing because they aren’t employed by the club.
Back in 1988 when the Big Red moved to Phoenix, JC & some “special guests” went to Bandaids Show Lounge (2548 N 7TH St, Phoenix, AZ 85006-1046 602.254.0811). The club was called Bandaids because that’s what they wore on their nipples to stay legal (the dancers, not JC).
Today is “Take your Daughter to Work Day.” Or in my case “have someone bring your daughter to you at work day.”
After we talked about Earth Day for the past few days, JC received letters from both sides of the aisle complaining about his positions.
JC wants to buy a ping pong table & doesn’t know where to purchase a new one. We discussed getting a used one from Craig’s List. Thanks to everyone with their suggestions (Dick’s, Sears & Cue & Cushion).
FHM's new issue contains the 100 Sexiest women in the world.
Here’s the Top 10:
10. Kate Beckinsale
9. Blake Lively
8. Tricia Helfer
7. Hilary Duff
6. Emmanuelle Chriqui
5. Scarlett Johansson
4. Elisha Cuthbert
3. Jessica Alba
2. Jessica Biel
1. Megan Fox
“You Really Got Me”
“I’m the One”
“Runnin’ With the Devil”
“Romeo Delight”
“Somebody Get Me a Doctor”
“Beautiful Girls”
“Dance the Night Away”
“Atomic Punk”
“Everybody Wants Some”
“So This Is Love?”
“Mean Street”
“Pretty Woman”
Drum solo (awesome!)
“Unchained”
“I’ll Wait”
“And the Cradle Will Rock”
“Hot for Teacher”
“Little Dreamer”
“Little Guitars”
“Jamie’s Cryin’
“Ice Cream Man”
“Panama”
Guitar solo (including “Cathedral” and “Eruption”)
“Ain’t Talkin’ ’Bout Love”
“1984/Jump”
Professor Michael Motley is a professor at the University of California-Davis. He has coined the phrase, “faulty male introspection.” It’s when guys interpret things women say by trying to imagine what he would mean if he said the same thing. So when women say "Let’s just be friends," guys hear "you still have a chance.” When a woman says she doesn't want to have relations because "it's getting late," guys interpret it to mean they should skip the foreplay and just get down to business.
Professor Motley says the best way to avoid confusion is for women to be more direct with men because guys do understand blunt statements like "I hate you & I never want to see you again." For the guys they need to start asking more questions before just assuming they understand what a woman means.
We had Ozzie Smith on-the-air with us today talking a little baseball & about Dining Out for Life. He’ll be at his restaurant tonight with son, Nikko. So all y’all on your way to the Jimmy Buffett show at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater Saint Louis should stop by & have a pre-show, show.
Randy Newman will be performing at The Sheldon on Sunday, May 4th at 7:30pm.
Smoosh for the Cincinnati Reds Laurie Mac Land Seats: “Book ‘em Dano” show & our 3rd base coach would be Hawaii 5-Oquendo.
The JoY was Tim Allen going to Sears. The 3fA featured Jimmy Buffett. The Vault was live Stevie Nicks “Edge of 17.” Finally, Denzel Washington & Gene Hackman starred in Crimson Tide together.
Don't Do Anything Stupid,
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