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Thursday, 3/20 --
Hello & a Holy Thursday to you, the listener.
Dave says that children’s dreams of egg hunts this weekend might be vanquished.
JC hasn’t heard of some of the cities that I’ve mentioned in the flooding (a.k.a. traffic) reports. Ironically, Pontoon Beach didn’t have flooding – they had a fire.
Laurie drove a tractor at the age of six to bush-hog (or brush-hog, as they call it here in Miz-ur-ah). She’s never seen it written so we don’t know if the hyphen is correct.
JC thinks that dental hygienists are hot. (Hi, Paula!)
Here’s the list of weird fetishes, ya freaks:
Pyrophilia – when a person gets sexually excited by watching fire or starting a fire.
Taphephilia – sexual excitement from the thought of being buried alive or even getting excited by cemeteries.
Necrophilia – attraction to dead people. And surprisingly, it is only illegal in 17 states. (Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Hawaii, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, Oregon, Texas, Pennsylvania & Washington)
Acrotomophilia – the attraction to amputees.
Tetratophilia – becoming sexually attracted to deformed or “monstrous” people.
Macrophilia – a sexual fantasy involving being tiny in the presence of giants.
Dendrophilia – arousal caused by trees.
Archnephilia – sexual attraction to spiders.
Retifism – arousal caused by shoes (not to be confused with podophilia, which is a sexual interest in feet).
Somnophilia – this is known as Sleeping Beauty syndrome. Where a person will get aroused by waking up a sleeping stranger or touching or having relations with their partner when he/she is sleeping.
Agalmatophilia – sexual attraction to dolls, statues, or mannequins.
Plushophilia – sexual arousal caused by stuffed animals or someone dressed in a giant animal costume.
Hierophilia – getting sexually excited by religious or sacred objects.
Doraphilia – getting excited by various fabrics like leather, skin, or fur.
Diaper fetish – getting aroused by wearing diapers or looking at adults wearing diapers.
Which is different from Infantilism – pretending to be a baby.
Cross-eyed fetish – Duh.
Sneezing fetish – it has something to do with the humorous look of a sneezing person's face.
Coughing fetish – Duh.
Hiccupping fetish – the fact that hiccupping is uncontrollable & causes public humiliation is a turn on to those who have a hiccup fetish.
Blood fetish – arousal caused by watching someone bleed or the sight of blood, usually involving someone licking or drinking blood.
A sub-fetish of that is Odaxelagnia – when a person gets excited by biting or being bitten.
Autoassassinophilia – sexual arousal by fantasizing about staging their own death.
Emetophilia – (a.k.a. Roman Shower) sexual arousal as a result of vomiting or watching someone else puke.
Urophilia – (a.k.a. watersports or golden showers.) getting excited by urine (whether that's relieving yourself in public, watching someone else relieve themselves, relieving yourself on someone else, or having someone relieve themselves on you).
Corprophilia – these people get excited by going #2 on someone or having someone do the same to them.
Klismaphilia – excitement by receiving or giving enemas.
Eproctophilia –sexually aroused by flatulence. It's mainly men that have this fetish (really?), & they're sexually excited by female flatulence in particular.
Here is a photo that has nothing to do with any of those fetishes. (What? Oh, I get it.)
From Oprah.com, while looking for that "special" someone these are five types of people that you should avoid:
- Someone who’s jealous.
- A bully.
- A two-timer.
- Someone who's been cheated on.
- A narcissist.
Laurie believes that people should legally stay married at least a year; because that first year of marriage is so hard & once they get past that it is infinitely easier.
My wife has coined the phrase “flat surface syndrome” for my cluttering of my home.
Your marriage is gonna get worse. A study says couples irritate each other more as they age, but that means they're close. If your spouse already bugs you now, then the future is bleak. New research suggests couples view one another as even more irritating & demanding the longer they are together. The same trend was not found for relationships with children or friends. To see the study, clicky.
According to a new USA Today/Gallup poll, 54% of Americans know someone having an affair. That's more than twice the number of people who knew in 1964, when less than 25% knew. Since conservative estimates suggest 60% of men & 40% of women are having affairs, which means cheaters are getting dumber, or everyone else is getting smarter. The good news is: Married people tend to be forgiving or at least, more forgiving than single people. 37% of married people say they could forgive an affair as opposed to only 30% of non-married people.
We had food delivered from The Fountain on Locust at 3037 Locust Street from Saint Louis radio legend Joy Grdnic.
The JoY was “Beverly Hillbillies/Money for Nothing” by “Weird Al” Yankovic.
The 3fA featured spring songs from Simon & Garfunkel, the Lovin’ Spoonful & Chicago (& tickets to the Spinks–Philips fight next Thursday March 27th at Scotttrade). The Vault was an acoustic version of “Heat of the Moment” by Asia (happy birthday Carl Palmer!). Finally, Basic Instinct & “Seinfeld” have Wayne Knight in common.
Don't Do Anything Stupid,
Carl The Intern
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