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JC has proclaimed if he gets into an accident on the highway because he can’t see the lines on the road, he’s gonna sue the state.
JC will also never be on television again (on purpose); although he almost made it when he went through a sobriety checkpoint & the news was filming it. Speaking of being on teevee cameras – is it legal to shoot video of people’s faces at a sobriety checkpoint when they are supposedly pulling over every 4th car?
The President is gonna fix the economy with “stock & awe.”
Why hasn’t “COPS” been to Saint Louis? To see the list of cities they have been, clicky.
From the news last night: “…if history repeats itself, 7-to-10 drunk driving arrests will be made...” We had a police officer calling in to tell us about the Creve Coeur checkpoint. They rank as the 3rd municipality in the area for DWI accidents.
We are attracted to Laurie Mac because she “looks virginal & innocent.”
From the Wiki: The Last Polka is a 1985 comedy television film, and one of the first Mockumentaries. It was written by and starred John Candy and Eugene Levy, & directed by John Blanchard. The Last Polka follows the life, careers, & the final concert of Yosh (Candy) & Stan (Levy) Shmenge, two brothers from the fictional country of Leutonia who become the biggest polka duo the world has ever seen. It is presented as a mixture of live concert performance and filmed scenes.
One stand out scene has The Shmenges performing an outdoor stadium Michael Jackson salute concert, complete with glitter outfits, sequin glove, & a polka version of "Beat It". The Shmenges were originally created as characters for the television series Second City TV & were also known on SCTV as The Happy Wanderers.
When we were talking about “BR” we meant “breast reduction.”
Heather Mills walked away from her divorce from Paul McCartney with just under $50 million. That's huge. But it's still not even close to being the costliest celebrity divorce settlement.
Michael Jordan & Neil Diamond each paid $150 million to make their wives go away.
Steven Spielberg gave first wife Amy Irving $100 million in 1989. At the time, it was about half his fortune.
Harrison Ford parted with $85 million when he split with his wife Melissa Mathison back in 2004.
Kevin Costner's first wife, Cindy, walked away with $80 million.
(From CQ Press) The most dangerous states in the U.S.:
1.) Nevada 2.) Louisiana
3.) New Mexico
4.) South Carolina
5.) Arizona
6.) Tennessee
7.) Maryland
8.) Alaska
9.) Florida
10.) Michigan
The safest states:
1.) New Hampshire
2.) Maine
3.) North Dakota
4.) Vermont
5.) South Dakota
6.) Wyoming
7.) Montana
8.) Iowa
9.) Idaho
10.) Wisconsin
Sex therapist Aline Zoldbrod recently did some research to find out what time of day women have the most orgasms & at what time they have the best orgasms. Aline concluded that the best time of day for a woman to reach her moment of erotic bliss is between 1pm. & 5pm.
On a normal work day, many couples have sex before bed time. But that's the time when sex can be the most boring & stressful because both people are worried about getting up early the next day. On the other hand, couples who have sex between 1pm and 5pm are usually doing it on the weekend or on a day off.
Both men and women's bathrooms at work can be full of awkward and uncomfortable situations. From Women's Heath here are five things one shouldn’t do in the loo:
1.) Don’t discuss business.
2.) Wash your hands.
3.) Treat it better than your bathroom at home.
4.) Don't peek into someone else's urinal.
5.) Flush.
Dave says, “The key to fall colors is a wet spring.”
John is off for the rest of the week, so prepare for me to butcher traffic the next few days. I apologize in advance.
The JoY was stand-up from Wendy Liebman. The 3fA featured Procol Harum. The Vault was Ann Wilson’s version of “Immigrant Song.” Finally, birthday girl Vanessa Williams was naked in September 1984’s Penthouse with George Burns.
Although, if you, the listener, possess this magazine (or try to procure it) it might be considered possession of child pornography due to a pictorial of an underage Traci Lords.
Don't Do Anything Stupid,
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