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Monday, 12/03 --
Hi, I don’t like my voice either.
The last time MU played OU, JC was, shall we say, “preoccupied.”
According to MoDot’s website referring to the I-64/40 construction “minor cross street bridge schedule may change based on final design.”
JC laughs every time he sees himself on the teevee, because usually only beautiful people are on the news.
If I was responsible for the Rams loss last week, then am I responsible for the win this week? No, of course not.
Rob Desir wrote down the songs I played yesterday before the Rams players took the field (CCR, Billy Joel, Dave Matthews and Supertramp – whoever that is). But neglected to write down the songs I played when the players came on the field: Tupac, Timbaland, TI, Nas, 50 Cent, Linkin Park with Jay-Z and Gym Class Heroes – whoever they are.
The dumbest people in Hollywood (from Entertainment Weekly)
1. Lindsay Lohan. The reason: poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men.
2. Kim Kardashian - Because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.
3. Spencer Pratt - Who thinks his life on MTV's "The Hills" is reality - and believes we think so, too.
4. Jeff Kwatinetz - The man that gave the okay for Britney Spears' disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
5. Shia LaBeouf - The 21 year-old "Transformers" star, for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy.
JC had been married 50,000 minutes when I read the “count-up” information this morning.
Dave says it may snow on Thursday night.
Who’d we see:
JC: Friday – his oldest daughter’s band, White Microwave, played at Dave Simon’s Rock School. They played three songs, including “I Melt with You.” He also had dinner at Lion’s Choice.
Saturday – was his youngest daughter’s birthday and he made sure to treat her right, so they went to the Melting Pot.
Sunday – he woke up at 3:30am feeling like he was passing a kidney stone. He took a few pills & went to bed. This is his fifth kidney stone in six years. At least this time he didn’t have to go to the hospital.
Me:
Friday – I left here and went over to the Dome and fixed a computer issue. Then I went home and thought about putting my daughter’s bike together & instead took it to South Side Cyclery. Then I had a gentleman named Doug Moore help me out with some home improvements. I had dinner at the brand new Lion’s Choice in Saint Louis Hills.
Saturday – More housework and then to the hockey game. The Blues won and then I went to John’s Town Hall where Crissy served me one drink and then I had to leave.
Sunday – you, the listener, all heard about the football game. After the game I went to a wake. My condolences to the Duff–Poniewaz–Pisoni family. Then I came home and tried to clean before my wife & daughter get home from their trip outta town.
Laurie:
Friday – Fuzio’s for lunch for some Laurie Mac & Cheese, then to the Apple store to look for an iPhone for her stepson.
Saturday – 12 Days stuff and watched the Tigers game.
Sunday – She saw her husband’s play Every Christmas Story Ever Told at the Playhouse at Westport. Go see it, because by the end of the year, it’ll be gone.
John:
Friday – to Ackerman for a quick tire change, then he loitered with his youngest daughter at the mall.
Saturday – at Frieze H-D with Santa and then to the Beach Boys Superstore where he met a rug seller who goes to Iran to buy rugs.
Sunday – John installed a faucet. He felt good about it – until we started talking about it.
Our “hold music” is “Theme from a Summer Place” by Percy Faith.
Captain Carl’s Buried Treasure was what I’m giving my wife for Saint Nicholas Day.
I could say it on the air, but not gonna put it here, because she’ll see it. The JoY was (eventually) a parody of Eminem’s “Stan” – “Santa.” The 3fA featured Heart & Ann Wilson solo, plus tickets to the Joffrey Ballet’s Nutcracker. The Vault was the new Queen + Paul Rodgers World AIDS Day song “Say Its Not True.”
Finally, the tragic 1979 The Who “general admission” concert was in Cincinnati.
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