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Friday, 11/16 --
Hi. Thanks for the threats. That made the day fun.
JC had a commentary last night about the Archbishop. He said that someone needs to talk to him and give him some advice. JC then got threatened by a woman.
75% of all airport delays originate from New York.
Somebody listening in Dallas over “one of the Internets” thinks I’m a smart-alec. Well, I have family in Dallas. They don’t like me either.
Pat thinks JC shouldn’t eat on the air. He shouldn’t – but he wasn’t guilty of it today.
The word “indicted” isn’t pronounced like it is spelled. Neither is “ig-nant.”
We had Frank Darabont, director of The Shawshank Redemption (John had never seen it – I guess he doesn’t have TBS or TNT) & The Green Mile. He talked about his new movie Stephen King’s The Myst. (I see a pattern here.) My nerd friends are mad at me for not asking him about his proposed script for Indiana Jones IV.
One week from today, we are broadcasting from the Galleria for our Black Friday broadcast from 9 am until noon.
Congratulations to our “Frank TV” winners. Watch Frank’s show next week on TBS. He’ll be on-the-air with us on Tuesday.
And now another in our continuing series: how to get your junk touched. This time – on a first date:
Memorize your lines.
Consider options other than dinner.
Don’t ignore the awkward moments.
Keep it short.
Forget the “3-day rule.”
Physical contact.
Take the focus off yourself.
Make sure she is comfortable & be chivalrous.
Remember, the purpose of a first date – a second date. But hopefully you, the listener, won’t have this happen:
We also gave away tickets to tonight’s Al MacInnis night at Scottrade Center. See you at the game.
I’d like to wish a happy anniversary to my friends, Mike & Jackie.
The JoY was “Chicks Dig Jerks” by the late Bill Hicks. The 3fA featured Crosby, Stills & Nash (& our final pack of tickets to Annie at the Fox). The Vault was “Tell Me Why” by Neil Young (in concert Sunday night at the Fox). Finally, Jingle All the Way was filmed in Minneapolis/Saint Paul (the Twin Cities), Minnesota.
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