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Tuesday, 11/13 --
Hi, let’s all just give up. Why should we be passionate about anything? Well, JC, that’s why I took off today. I’m outta town and when I heard this show I got depressed.
Both Eric Mink & Dave tried to cheer up. It didn’t work.
Then it was taken over by you, the listener, and blam! Everything changed, especially with someone singing Pink Floyd lyrics.
Ah, when things were simpler…
Our bosses asked Rudy Giuliani a question yesterday in Saint Charles. We don’t know what was asked and we can’t really ask (at least not today).
Congratulations to Hall of Famer Al MacInnis (remember no “g” in MacInnis).
Snoopy played a “jews’ harp.” But now we call it a jaw harp or mouth harp and it’s thought to be one of the oldest musical instruments in the world.
Everything changes, even porn.
The solution to everything is to watch more Three Stooges.
I would give you the Song Remains the Same information, but it’s sold out.
4% more people are flying over the Thanksgiving weekend than last year.
Top Holiday Stores:
Wally World
Target
Best Buy
K-Mart
Kohl’s
Macy’s
Sears
Circuit City
& Victoria’s Secret.
37% of people will be shopping on Black Friday (that’s the day after Thanksgiving – which is NOT the busiest shopping day of the year. That’s usually the day after Christmas).
Gay men make 23% less than married heteros. But lesbians aren’t discriminated in this way (yet).
Progressive was the insurance company that’s doing the pet/car/death money.
JC & John both dressed like Crocket & Tubbs on “Miami Vice.” JC was on for four seconds on the March 14th, 1986 episode titled “Payback” featuring Frank Zappa.
Janine Turner was on “Northern Exposure” (& hot).
Eric Mink said that Dave Murray couldn’t write. Dave agreed. But he still is doing a special next week. Eric & JC complained about Wisconsin television.
The JoY was “When You Piss Off Kenneth Starr” from back in 1998. The 3fA featured The Who. The Vault was “Starrider” by Foreigner. Finally, Ron Artest worked at Circuit City, not to be close to his mother, but to get a discount.
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