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Friday, 9/21 --
Hi to punks with cameras and to police who are doing their jobs.
Don't do anything bad, you'll get caught on tape.
Countdown to JC’s wedding: 38 days or approximately 3.3 million seconds.
John’s countdown to the final Cardinals home game of the 2007 season at 9am Friday morning: 2 days, 13 hours and 30 minutes.
The last year the Cardinals had a losing season was last century – in 1999 (with a record of 75–86).
JC's theater story: (It did not involve the old popcorn bucket trick – or anything sexual!) Long story short – he was accused of something ridiculous and the surveillance tape exonerated him.
People think that the United States Congress sucks, but their guy is okay.
Next week we are interviewing Robert Klein, not Robert Plant; also Jason Lee and Peter Krause, too!
From CNN – 12 “Indestructible” jobs:
12. Construction workers
11. Farmers
10. Law Enforcement
9. Religious Leaders
8. Soldiers
7. Barbers & Hairdressers
6. Tax Collectors
5. Scientists
4. Waste Disposal Managers
3. Morticians
2. Teachers
1. Doctors
Speaking of doctors, here’s a 1949 television ad. How times have changed.
Map makers (or cartographers) are still in a booming business.
My cat is evil. Her name is D’oh. Last year my cat used JC’s leg as a speed bag.
The National Enquirer reports that Marcia Brady had “some sexual play” with Jan Brady.
52% of Americans surveyed spend 0% on “sexual materials.” But 1% of Americans spend over $4,000 on “sexual materials” a year.
Who do people want as their neighbors? From “Homes & Land,” a real estate media company:
20. Al Pacino
19. Jennifer Aniston
18. (Tie) Hugh Hefner, Jack Nicholson
17. (Tie) Jennifer Lopez, Kenny Chesney, Richard Gere
16. (Tie) Robert Deniro, Warren Buffet, Frank Sinatra, Princess Diana
15. Paul Newman
14. (Tie) Bruce Willis, Martha Stewart
13. (Tie) Tom Cruise, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson
12. (Tie) Tom Selleck, Julia Roberts
11. Robert Redford
10. (Tie) Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie,
9. Pamela Anderson
8. (Tie) John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Clint Eastwood, Bill Gates
7. (Tie) Paris Hilton, Dolly Parton
6. George Clooney
5. Tiger Woods
4. John Wayne
3. Donald Trump
2. Elvis Presley
1. Oprah Winfrey
"Private Practice" star Kate Walsh has topped In Touch Weekly’s list of ‘Hollywood’s Hottest Redheads.’ The natural blonde says: “When I was blonde, they treated me like a girly girl. As a redhead, it was a little more sassy.” The complete list includes:
1. Kate Walsh (I don’t get it. I thought she was hotter on “The Drew Carey Show.”)
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Nicole Kidman
4. Debra Messing
5. Geri Halliwell
6. Julianne Moore
7. Kathy Griffin
8. Marcia Cross
9. Amy Adams
10. Isla Fisher
Laurie saw Eastern Promises and gave it 3 ½ Macs. Hear it here.
How many people do you trust? JC’s, John’s & Laurie’s lists aren’t very big. And I’m “far too trusting” (that’s a Star Wars quote).
Bill Withers’ “Ain't No Sunshine” has 26 “I Knows” in it.
Looking for something to do this weekend? Go see Laurie’s play I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change at the Playhouse at Westport.
The JoY was “Rock & Roll” by Led Zeppelin in Japanese. The 3fA were summer songs from Mungo Jerry, the Beach Boys & Blue Cheer. The Vault was "Summer Wind” by Frank Sinatra. JC is lamenting the end of the season. Finally, Toni Basil sang “Mickey” about Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones (or Micky Dolenz from the Monkees).
Don’t Do Anything Stupid,
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