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Thursday, 9/20 --
Hello, to you, the listener!
Remember you don't need to apologize to JC for coming up & talking to him - unless he's taking a pee.
Icky stuff:
Dirty money
Pages that have been turned by licking
Tickets at a movie theater
Sweaty hands
Handshakes in general.
JC doesn't wink at women (or anyone). But he’s getting married in 39 days.
Five weird things about your body:
* Stomach acid is the same as hydrochloric acid which can remove rust & dissolve rock.
* Memories are affected by your body position.
* The brain is 2% of your body weight, but it needs 20% of the blood, calories & O2.
* Wisdom teeth need to be taken out because our brains are bigger than they were in olden days & need more skull space.
* Skin has all four pigments (Asian, African, Indian & Caucasian) but just one of them is dominant. Whichever is dominant in you, is what “color” you are.
Divorce Stats:
* Even if a marriage is bad, a couple will keep trying for an average of almost a decade to make it work. Of all first marriages that end in divorce, they last at least eight years.
* The median time between divorce and a second marriage is only three and a half years.
* In 2004, 12% of men and 13% of women had married twice and 3% of each had married three times or more.
* About 58% of women and 54% of men in the U.S. have only been married once (some are still married, some are divorced, some are widowed; but all of them only got married once.)
* Just over half of the women in the US who are currently married have been so for at least 15 years. 6% have been married at least 50 years.
Here’s the meth-head Jamie Lacey story.
We had Dr. Cathy Naughton from the Center for Sexual Health Saint Louis.
Women’s number one complaint is that their libido decreases and they don’t like that. Men’s number one complaint is that it’s not really a small needle. She told us about the “GSA (Genital Sensory Analyzer)” a.k.a. the vagina machine. The whole “if your erection lasts for more than four hours” thing is true. In popular culture women are either frigid or sluts. If it’s not a problem with the patient, it’s not a problem. Quit watching “Sex & the City” and stop thinking that you live in the movies (or the teevee). JC told us about the “postage stamp test” - it’s kinda gross. Why do people wake up with morning wood? REM sleep has a sex portion and therefore … we are stimulated while sleeping.
Since we had Dr. Naughton on, here’s a video. But make sure you watch the entire thing; because I bet your mind is in the gutter. Click here.
The final Busch Bash Smoosh of 2007: Designation where a hitter is automatically out and runners advance at their own risk and a Golden Girl would be an “Infield Fly Rue McClanahan.” That’s it. We gave out a total of 556 tickets this year.
The JoY was “Life in the Slaw Lane” by Showgram e-mailer Kip Addotta.The 3fA featured Foreigner and our Taste of Motown tickets at the President Casino. The Vault was "Alabama” by Neil Young. Finally, birthday boy Gary Cole was on 1988–91’s “Midnight Caller” as Jack Killian, an ex-cop in San Francisco. He quit the police force after accidentally shooting his partner. He was approached by a manager of a local radio station, and accepted a job as a talk-show host. Ever the humanitarian, Jack (together with his side-kick Billy Po) often got personally involved with the plight of those who call his show.
Don’t Do Anything Stupid,
Carl The Intern
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