1972 - 2002: A Depressing Retrospective
What a difference 30 years makes! Sure, it's hard enough when you
realize you talk and do things like your parents did. You yell at
your kids for doing all the same stuff you did. The prospect of a
Sunday drive actually sounds like a fun weekend activity. But
just in case you weren't already acutely aware of these things, we're
here to give you a fundamental reminder of the differences between
now and then. So get comfortable on your hemroid donut, pour yourself
a smooth Slimfest shake (on the rocks), and compare good ol' 1972
with the here and now. And remember: the more things change, the more
they ...well... kinda suck.
1972: Long hair 2002: Longing for hair
1972: The perfect high 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1972: KEG 2002: EKG
1972: Acid Rock 2002: Acid Reflex
1972: Moving to California because it's cool 2002: Moving to California because it's warm
1972: Growing pot 2002: Growing pot belly
1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
