If you want a true-to-life action figure, order a George W. Bush figure from Talking Presidents.com. The foot-tall doll is the first in a series that will soon include Clinton, the other Bush, Nixon, and Kennedy. Bush says 17 phrases and costs $29.99 plus shipping.

Relive dramatic "Dubya" moments! Listen as our Commander in Chief puts his mighty foot down with phrases like "Freedom of self was attacked by faceless cowards, and freedom will be defended," and "Terrorism against our nation will not stand." Hear George the second proudly exclaim "I am from Texas!"

Talking Presidents dolls are available from www.TalkingPresidents.com. Get one and turn any room in your house into an Oval Office. (Is it just me, or does that sound like another name for the bathroom?)