Next Season on Survivor - May the Best Man Win!
• Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
• Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
• There is no access to fast food.
• Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
• The men only have access to television when the
kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between
them and there is no remote.
• The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making
four lunches.
• They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00am; make an
Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year-old to
eat a serving of peas.
• The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
• The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
• If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually
earning the right to be called "Mother."
