Put whatever you'd like here, but
make sure it's not too wide. If itistoo wide, you'll stretch
the receptacle and nothing will be plumb, level, or square. Ugliness
will reign and imperfection dance naked in the courtyards and on the
graves of the elders. The evil will prosper and the fields of the
just will lie fallow. A plague of warts will fall as evidence upon
thy progeny — yea! unto the seventh generation. You have been
warned.
The Washington, D.C. area sniper who has shot 13 people over the last three weeks,
killing 10, is making headlines around the world. Here's how the story is being covered
overseas:
• Britain's The Sun had the headline "I'll
Kill Your Children" on their website.
• Britain's The Mirror has dubbed him the
"Thriller Killer."
• Paris, France's Le Parisien ran the headline,
"The Man Who Took America Hostage."
• Le Parisien also ran a cartoon showing
Osama bin Laden hiding in a cave with a Kalashnikov rifle and a
Koran saying, "If I were in Washington, I'd be afraid to leave home."
• The Amsterdam daily Algemeen Dagblad called
the sniper "Spookschutter," meaning "ghost shooter."
• Argentina's Clarin headlined its story,
"Panic in Washington."
• Britain's The Guardian ran a cartoon showing
two deer in a wooded area with the first saying, "It's very quiet,"
and the other replying, "They're all out hunting one another."
And two that J.C. suggests are likely to pop up in American papers:
• The Enquirer: Boy Locked in Refrigerator.
Eats Own Foot to Survive.
• The River Front Times: Sniper May Affect
Bookings of DC Area Bands at Cicero's in U-City.
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