Question 1: How do you keep a St. Louis Rams Player off your yard?
Answer: Put up goal posts.

Question 2: Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
Answer: The Edward D. Jones Dome - they never get a touchdown there.

Question 3: What's the difference between the Rams and the Taliban?
Answer: The Taliban has a running game.

Question 4: What do the Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
Answer: Both can make 60,000 stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Question 5: What do the St. Louis Rams and possums have in common?
Answer: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Question 6: How can you tell with the Rams are going to run the football?
Answer: Warner leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

Question 7: Why was Martz upset when the Rams playbook was stolen?
Answer: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Question 8: Why doesn't East St. Louis have a professional football team?
Answer: Because then St. Louis would want one.

Question 9: What's the difference between the Rams and a dollar bill?
Answer: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

And Question 10:
What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
Answer:
The St. Louis Rams